A 25 year old guy is walking on the footpath beside the Passport Office in Narayanhiti.
[Voiceover: “K tapailai kaile esto bhayeko cha?”]
Suddenly he stops in his tracks. His eyes widen, he starts sweating profusely and holds his stomach.
[Voiceover: “Deepak lai aachanak guu ayo!”]
[Cut]
A 23 year old woman is standing in a packed microbus. Her body is contoured in a weird way to fit in the micro. She is bent in an arc, her left hand grabbing on to a metal handle and her right on the micro’s door’s window’s corner, her head is turned sideways with her cheek resting on a stranger's lower back. Her legs are stepping on the busy edge of the steps of the micro.
Suddenly her eyes widen and she starts sweating profusely.
[Voiceover: “Kaushalya lai aachanak guu ayo!”]
[Cut]
It’s a family setting. A father and 8 year old son are sitting on the kitchen table. The father is reading a newspaper with glasses, the son is playing with his ipad. The mother brings rice to the table and sets up the plates.
Suddenly the father looks up from the newspaper, his eyes widen and he starts sweating profusely.
Then the son looks at his father scared. But then his eyes also widen and he also starts sweating profusely.
The mother notices this and is confused. But then her eyes also widen and she also starts sweating profusely.
[Voiceover: “Yo pariwar lai nai guu ayo!”]
[Cut back to Deepak]
Deepak takes out his phone.
[Voiceover: “Tara Deepak ahile 21st century ko smart keta ho!”]
He opens the app GuuMandu which has the 3D logo of a swirly brown turd and name GuuMandu.
[Voiceover: “Usle GuuMandu app ko prayog garcha.”]
The app shows the lists of the nearest public toilets. At the top of the list is ‘Jamal ko tyo naya mall ko toilet’ - 78m - 3 stars. Second is ‘Chhaya Center ko toilet’ - 200m - 4 stars. And so on. He clicks on the ‘Jamal ko tyo naya mall ko toilet’ and the map navigation pops up showing the optimal route to get there. Deepak hurries. He passes the guard who is outside the gate of the mall. Seeing him the guard shakes his head and smiles.
The app’s map switches to the floor plan of the mall. The app tells Deepak to move up to the west end of the first floor where the toilet is. It also shows the lifts and elevators and stairs in prominent icons.
[Voiceover: “Hajur hamro map google maps bhanda ni advanced cha.”]
Deepak goes into the men’s toilet. There are three stalls. He looks at the app and it recommends him the stall in the middle informing him that it is vacant, clean and has toilet paper. He rushes in and sits on the toilet.
[Voiceover: “Deepak ta successful hunu bho. Aru ko k hola?”]
[Cut to Kaushalya]
Kaushalya somehow takes out her phone and opens the Guumandu app. She taps the emergency icon in the app interface. An animation pops up, showing a big red circle sending pulsing waves outwards. The text in the middle says, ‘GUU ALERT!!!’
[Voiceover: “Hajur hamro euta button le sabai badha samhalcha!”]
Suddenly a notification sound comes up in the microbus driver’s mobile. He looks at his mobile and it says, ‘GUU ALERT! Your passenger has a GUUMERGENCY!’ Then it shows that the nearest toilet location is a hospital 200m away. He drives there and tries to stop but a traffic police officer is in front of the road who immediately notices the microbus. The driver is worried but a notification comes up in the traffic police’s mobile which says ‘CODE 331: GUU ALERT!’ The police officer gives the driver the thumbs up and a knowing nod. The microbus stops and Kaushalya gets out and immediately runs inside the hospital.
[Voiceover: “Kaushalya pani successful bhayi. Tara tyo pariwar ko k hola?”]
[Cut to the family]
The father and mother are arguing in front of the sole toilet in their house.
Father: “Ma ekchin mai gari halchu ani timi jau.”
Mother: “Tapai dherai time lagaunu huncha. Ma janchu pahile.”
The son speaks up.
Son: “Mummy! Papa! Eta hernus na.”
Both look back at the son. The son opens the GuuMandu app on the ipad. It shows their GUU Stats.
Father
- 10 min Avg GUU Time
- Hold Strength: 57 N
- Endurance: 7
- Turd size: Giga
Mother
- 5 min Avg GUU Time
- Hold Strength: 35 N
- Endurance: 10
- Turd size: Mega
Son
- 3 min Avg GUU Time
- Hold Strength: 12 N
- Endurance: 2
- Turd size: Puny
The son presses the big button that says, ‘Solve the GUU Conundrum!’
The app shows animation of it processing data.
[Voiceover: “Hajur hamro world class machine learning neural network AI le jasto ni samasya samadhan garcha!”]
The app comes up with the solution: Son first -> Mother Second -> Father Third.
Father remarks, “Aba esto advance AI le bhane pachi ta manna pari halyo ni! La jau chito chora.”
The son enters the toilet.
[Voiceover: “La hai GuuMandu ko madhat le yini sabai jana successful bhaye!”]
[Bright music plays]
[Cut to Deepak in toilet stall]
Deepak, looking at the camera and showing the GuuMandu app in his phone with a smile and a thumbs up, proclaims, “GuuMandu! Mero hero!”
[Cut to Kaushalya in hospital toilet]
Kaushalya, similarly, looking at the camera and showing the GuuMandu app in her phone while wiping her forehead sweat with a handkerchief proclaims, “GuuMandu! Mero savior!”
[Cut to the family in their kitchen]
The father is holding the son in his arms. The mother is standing next to him. All of them are smiling and looking at the camera. The son shows the GuuMandu app in his ipad and proclaims, “GuuMandu! Hamro pariwar ko amulya sadashya!”
The frame blurs and in the foreground a phone appears with GuuMandu app open on it. At its side the GuuMandu Text is big and bold. Below it says, ‘Download only on Android, IOS, Windows, Linux, MacOS, Smart TV, Samsung Smart Fridge.’ There is also a small postscript saying: ‘*Not associated with the apps Aachi and Hagante.’
[Voiceover: “Tesaile GuuMandu! Naya Nepal Banau!”]